it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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