Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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