i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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