so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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