We're like a lot better than the average bears
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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