I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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