I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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