Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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