And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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