her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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