At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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