He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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