You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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