i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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