this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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