I faked an abortion last night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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