Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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