question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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