Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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