We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is this like a preordered booty call?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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