Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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