youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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