he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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