Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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