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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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