Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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