Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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