If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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