Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Barsexuality is the new black.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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