real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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