NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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