i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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