Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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