You really coming over, don't trick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today