So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.