this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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