Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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