She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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