its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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