The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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