It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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