Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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