ya dads aren't the best wingmen
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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