I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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