Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize