.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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