Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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