wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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