When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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