I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Who died my cat blue again?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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