I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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