Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
two words...techno handjob
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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