How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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