Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Randomize
