oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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