Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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