fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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